Do the Funky Buddha

Do the Funky Buddha
about myself:
Wanna feel some "enlightenment"? Well I can turn you on...and clear your head. You'll be so preoccupied with the hole in my back, that you'll throw your entire belief system to the wind while trying to shove that "Demon" in.....

My thoughts are simple. I can spend HOURS trying to get that squiggly line in my eyeball to sit still right in the center. I can see it in my peripheral, but can not get it to stay in one place. Once I master the squiggly and center it on my pupil, I shall surely be enlightened.