CHNLOVE: the Good, the Bad, the Ugly

SINCE WHEN DID THEY GET SO BUSTY?

My experience w/Chnlove has been disappointg. There are 1000s of photos of women most who have photos professionally taken & edited. Lately the photos have become risque in efforts to lure us w/cleavage & negligees. Giggidy giggidy!

YOU SEE SOMEONE THAT TICKLES YOUR FANCY & OTHER PARTS

You may send her a Cupid Note, a greeting. "She" will either send you an impersonal "form letter" or a rejection. From there you can:

1. Send e-mails thru Chnlove. They cost on average between US$7 to $5.50 each--depending on which package of credits you first buy. You will be charged to send the letter to any woman & you will be charged when the woman sends you one.
2. Set up a time to call the woman thru Chnlove who will sit in & translate for you & laugh @ yr proclamations of love.
3. You can have a live chat (1/2 a credit for 5 minutes)(but who are you REALLY talking to?).
4. You may request her contact address (most don't offer their addresses) & write to her. The safest bet, but time-consuming.

PROBLEMS W/ CHNFLUFF

1. You don't know if the woman you're interested in actually sent you the Cupid Note; it could be a Chnlove ghost stirr'g up revenue potential.
2. Even if a woman is no longer available, Chnlove continues to post her ad.
3. The addresses of the women could be wrong. You're still charged for them without a refund.
4. Each time the wait for address requests have taken over 3 weeks.
5. The search engine is rather superficial, not allowing you to search for key words like out-going or literature or boob job formerly committed to an insane asylum.
6. The support staff will not refund you for mistakes or apologize or admit error. Ever.
7. It's possible that you'll get bogus Cupid Notes to entice you to spend more money.
8. Chnlove prohibits the xchanging of contact info during chats (so they can make more money).
9. I've included my contact info in emails via Chnlove to women who were supposedly interested me. They don't contact me independently of Chnlove.
10. You must pay to play. You must pay 1st. So where are the checks & balances? They take your money up front. Once you pay, forget about customer quality control. Kiss it goodbye, honey.

SUGGESTIONS IF YOU MUST USE CHN GLOVE

1. Do NOT send gifts via Chnlove. You have no way of confirming if the woman received it & the gifts are way overpriced. Use a 3rd party. By that time you'll have gotten to know the woman better & should have got her address.
2. Note that any Cupid Note you receive is a FORM LETTER. They are impersonal & rarely include anything about yr bio. Don't get all excited when gettg one: "She loves me!"
3. An attractive woman will receive much correspondence. I ignore the newcomers & limit my searches to women that have been there a while and have "refreshed" their ads in the hopes of finding someone.
4. Be realistic. I speak Mandarin. If you don't & the woman doesn't speak English, what kind of relationship are you going to have? Do you want the voyeurs at Chnlove to listen in on all yr convos? "Hi, Chnlove? Can you ask Susie if she wants fries with her Big Mac?"
5. Push-up Bras: loads of women use them. Just look at the photos. Don't set yourself up for a let down when you meet Bobo the 1st time @ the Love Hotel and she starts yanking out a grip of tissue out of her blouse.

MY PERSONAL AGONY

Woman One. I sent a hello to a woman. She sends one back. I request her contact info. I wait 3 weeks. I get it and call. She answers. She tells me:
a) she doesn't know who I am;
b) she never rec'd a hello fr me;
c) she never sent me a hello;
d) she was never notified that I wanted her contact info.
I complained. No refund from Chnlove.

Woman Two. I sent a hello to a woman. She hellos back. I request for her address. I wait 3 weeks. I get the address and write a letter. After 6 wks I get the same letter back w/a stamp on it: "Wrong Address". I complain to Chnlove. They tell me that the woman moved to the next building. Another week later (aft I remind them) they give me the new address. Now the woman has removed her ad fr Chnlove & is no longer available. No refund fr Chnlove.

Woman 3. I hello a woman. She hellos back. I sent her $60+ flowers and ask for her contact info. I wait 3 weeks. She rejects my request for her contact info--huh? I ask Chnlove why a woman would send me a Cupid Note but wouldn't want to contact me. No answer fr Chnlove. No refund fr Chnlove.

Woman Four. I hello a woman. She hellos back. So I'm busy either with the woman 1 or 2 matter (or was it the woman 3 matter?). A couple of months later, Woman 4 sends me another hello, a sure sign of interest. It was self initiated on her part. I send an email to her via Chnlove (for a fee) and include my phone number, address, and email address. She refused to accept my email to her. Huh? I was charged for that email. I complained to Chnlove. No refund fr Chnlove.

DIM SUM IN SUM

Sure there are success stories. But my complaints are true; go & ask me: gfe.suzuki@yahoo. Chnlove uses chicanery & deceit to attract dollar-spending men. We have no way of knowg what's going on. In the end I shot off 7 emails simultaneously via Chnlove to 7 different women. Two have contacted me directly. Just be smart and take the above pointers & you'll be alright. In the meantime enjoy the cleavage & negligees. Giggidy giggidy!